Olivia turned 10 months old last week. I can’t believe I am already coming up with ideas for her first birthday party.
When we became parents last August, Tim and I agreed…there is nothing else like the love you have for your child.
Parenthood is precious.
Most of the time…
Like this…

And this…

And, lately, like this…

But, occasionally, we get a little too precious about parenthood. Because, as we all know, parenting is also about this…

I am the Chief Bottle Washer.
And this…

Spitting cottage cheese. Charming, no?
And, of course this…

Aren't you glad I didn't take a picture of the inside?? Or that your computer doesn't have Smell-o-vision?
When we get a little too precious about parenthood and our children, a little humor usually does the trick. In my world, sarcastic humor is perfect.
So, when I stumbled over a small package on my doorstep a couple weeks ago I was intrigued. Tim’s dad had emailed to let us know he was sending us a book. I was too busy at the time to look it up. On the day it arrived, I opened up the package and sat there, dumbfounded.

“Go the F*** to Sleep” Really?? Kinda harsh.
Then, I opened it up. I soon realized that although it is constructed like a traditional children’s book, it is by no means meant for children.
The tears began to flow. Between the giggles, snorts, and guffaws, the tears rolled down my cheeks. The kind that only come when I am laughing so hard that I cry.

The windows are dark in the town, child. The whales huddle down in the deep. I'll read you one very last book if you swear, You'll go the f*** to sleep.
The story, written by Adam Mansbach, is told from the perspective of a parent putting his/her child to bed. Over and over again.
Although Olivia is too young to get up from bed on her own, Tim and I can still relate based solely on those early sleep deprived days of parenthood. Sheer exhaustion is the same no matter what form it comes in.
This is my favorite page.

The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest And the creatures who crawl, run and creep. I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit. Stop lying. Lie the f*** down, my darling, and sleep.
What’s even better is that Samuel L. Jackson did the audiobook. Go here for the free download.
The next time you feel like parenthood is all about this…

Read this book, have a little chuckle, and then go play with your kid.
